04.09.07
Posted in Day 14 - Colonix at 10:01 pm by admin
Monday. Back to work. More Meetings. More Funny Looks from Coworkers. More Comments about my “episode” from last week. More embarassment. Of course. It’s just my luck. We had a meeting that lasted a couple of hours. So, naturally, they give everyone a break about halfway thru. I was already getting cramps during the first half of the meeting. So, once they gave us a break, I went to the restroom, like most other people in the meeting. I ducked into the stall, and tried to squeeze one out. I felt like I needed to go, but couldn’t actually get anything out. This is deja vu, because I think I was in the exact same stall about a week ago, going through the same troubles.
The break was only supposed to be for about ten minutes or so. Of course. I was in the stall for all of that. I’m not sure if they were trying to pull one over on me, or if I was actually that late. But I came walking back in the meeting and they had already started. So when I came walking in, a few people started giggling underneath their breath. The guy who was speaking when I walked in smuggly said “It’s nice of you to join us!”, which prompted laughter from most everyone, including my boss. What do you do when you are in this position? I just smiled and sat down, and the meeting continued, but I don’t think I actually heard a single word for the next hour, because I was continously replaying the scene in my head.
So embarassing.
Well. My Colonix cleanse continues. Not sure what else to write. I mixed the fiber drink. I drank it. I took the parasite pills. I’ve had a headache all day. I still can’t poop. I’m getting cramps. Two-weeks now, and it’s the same ‘ole thing. This is starting to get really old. I’m starting to run out of ways to rephrase that I have headaches, constipation and cramps. When is this going to stop? Seriously?
What I Had Today:
7:15 am - Cup of Coffee
8:00 am - One organic apple, and Yoplait Vanilla yogurt
8:40 am - Full scoop of Colonix mixed with fruit juice. Followed with more juice.
10:00 am - 9oz. cup of water
10:45 am - 9oz. cup of water
12:00 pm - 9oz. cup of water
2:00 pm - Jason’s Deli Salad Bar, Iced Tea
3:50 pm - 9oz. cup of water
5:30 pm - 9oz. cup of water, banana
7:20 pm - Pot Roast, with potato’s and carrots. 16oz. Glass of milk
8:45 pm - Bowl of Blue Bell Cookies & Cream Ice Cream
9:30 pm - KleriTea
10:15 pm - 8oz. glass of tea, which I drank at some point in my sleep.
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Weight: 178lbs.
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Ok, enough typing for the nite. g’nite.
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Posted in Day 14 - Colonix at 9:29 pm by admin
So I went out of town for the Easter weekend. And I wasn’t able to update my blog because I didn’t want to log onto a “My Colon Cleansing Blog” on my extended family’s computer. It just doesn’t seem right. However, I managed to continue on with my Colonix Cleansing program. So, to continue on with the blog format I’ve established thus far, I will be doing lots of updates today, but I will put them in their respective categories.
I must admit, that I am a little disappointed. I’ve been feeling really down since starting this colon cleansing thing. I was kinda looking forward to taking a day or two off of the Colonix, just to see if my body could recooperate. Unfortanetly, that didn’t happen, and I am still feeling bogged down. Who knew that in order to “clean” out your colon and digestive tract, you had to basically break down the routines your body goes through on a daily basis. I must admit that this has been harder than expected. Trying to juggle the parasite pills and fiber mix, and still try to drink the KleriTea everynite. It’s tough trying to get everything taken care of on a timely manner, without complete disregard for your daily routine. If I would’ve known it would be this tough, I would’ve never started. BUT, I must continue on.
I decided pretty early on in my visit, that I would not tell anyone about the Colonix program. They wouldn’t understand. Plus, my aunt is ultra-conservative, she most likely has never heard of Colonix, and I know she adamently opposes anything that isn’t from a prescription company. Beside’s taking any sort of One-A-Day multivitamin, she’s pretty much against any sort of supplemental vitamin. When discussing “alternative medicine” with her, I mentioned that I drink a Whey Protein shake after a robust workout. I explained to her what the Whey Protein does for me and my muscles. She quietly (and politely) sat through my little Whey Speil, and then countered with “Why do you feel that you need the extra protein, if your body needed it, it would produce it for you.” Seriously, that’s what she said. How do you argue with that?
I also mentioned that I was considering adding Fish Oil / Omega 3 to my diet, because I don’t eat much seafood, and that I beleive that it would help me maintain a healthy heart. She told me to quit trying to take a “short-cut to good health” and to eat fish once a week. Admitedly, she makes a good point. But, here’s the problem - I don’t like fish. I’ve mentioned on here that I’m a very picky eater, and introducing more seafood to my diet would be rather difficult for me. Maybe I’m just the naive one in my family, because I have no problem introducing vitamins and supplements into my diet to improve my lifestyle. I mean, that’s what products like Colonix and Omega 3 are out there for. They help support a healthy lifestyle.
Am I right on this? Anyone?
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