04.02.07
Posted in Day 07 - Colonix at 8:30 pm by admin
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man oh man. Colon cleansing is not fun. It may be beneficial in the long run, but it’s not fun getting there. I wrote earlier of what happened to me today. I’m so embarrassed. When I jumped up in my chair, I think one hand went to my stomach and the other went to my butt. Everyone stopped and looked at me. I just excused myself from the meeting. I didn’t come back for about ten minutes. It was so obvious. My boss laughed about it later, and told me not to worry about it, but the damage is already there. The upper-bosses, her boss and his boss, they were all there, and they both stopped and stared. They like me and I do alot of hard work, but still. what if.
Geez.
I’m already sick of this. It’s been a week. And I’m ready to quit.
No poop today. Mediocre Colonix headache, and one severe Colonix cramp, a couple of aftershocks. That’s it. I’m still feeling bloated. I notice I’m farting more. I’ve had a backache all day, but that’s probably from the yardwork yesterday. Still constipated. Just feeling down. My body is tired. I haven’t worked out in about four days. Blah.
What I Ate Today:
4:37am - 16oz glass of water
6:30am - One cup of coffee
7:15am - One cup of coffee
7:40am - One cup of coffee
8:00am - Yoplait yogurt, Very Vanilla and half Sara Lee Whole Wheat bagel. 16oz Milk with Instant Breakfast mixed in.
8:45am - Full scoop of Colonix, mixed with 8oz. water
VOMIT!
8:50am - FULL scoop of Colonix, mixed with 10oz. water
9:50am - 9oz. cup of water
10:30am - 9oz. cup of water, 6 organic baby carrots
11:50am - 9oz. cup of water.
12:10pm - 9oz. cup of water
2:30pm - Big Spinach Salad from Jason’s Deli, lot’s of carrots, black olives, Bean sprouts, boiled egg, bacon, cheese and ranch dressing. 20oz. Coca-Cola
4:30pm - 9 oz. cup of water
4:50pm - 9 oz. cup of water
5:45pm - 9 oz. cup of water
7:15pm - Two Tacos with side of beans. 16oz. Iced Tea.
8:30pm - 16 oz. glass of water. snacked on pretzels.
9:30pm (Right Now) - 16oz. glass of water. Yoplait Yogurt, Very Vanilla.
Predicting tonite - I will drink another glass of water, maybe two.
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Weight: 178 lbs.
update more tomorrow. g’nite.
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Posted in Day 07 - Colonix at 4:48 pm by admin
My Colon Cleansing Blog
Today has been a crazy-busy day at work. Too busy for colonix constipation and cramps to hit me. Earlier today, I was in a meeting with my boss. A very important meeting, I’ll add. And I got the worst cramp I’ve ever had. It was like something, was pushing against the inside walls of my bowels. I was feeling what I would call intense pressure in just one spot, close to where everything comes out. As soon as I felt it, I hopped up out of my chair. Keep in mind that I was in a meeting where everyone is sitting around a long wooden table talking about business. So, I looked like a complete idiot when I abruptly interrupted the meeting! I politely excused myself and ran to the bathroom. I think moving made it worse, because by the time I got to the bathroom, I thought I was going to cry. It hurt like you wouldn’t beleive!
The worst part, was when I was actually in the stall, trying to get out whatever it was that hurt so much. I was pushing and pushing. Straining so hard that I was actually groaning out loud. The #1 rule in bathroom etitquite, is to mind your business and stay within your personal space. As a rule, I try to get in and get out as fast as I can, without being noticed, especially in a public restroom. I was groaning out loud! I don’t do that! Never have. Some guy (who I don’t work with, Thankfully), even asked me if I was ok.
so embarrassing…
AND, I couldn’t even get anything out.
So after that little episode, I was pissed. I embarrassed myself in front of my boss and all of my bosses bosses’. That’s really not cool. I’ve already lost the respect from some of my coworkers, because of this emabarassing moment. If I somehow lose my job…..
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Posted in Day 07 - Colonix at 9:17 am by admin
My Colon Cleansing Blog
The day has arrived! I knew it would happen, but I didn’t know it would happen so quick. I guess still not used to the FULL scoop of Colonix. Because after I mixed it up this morning, I then tried to drink it, and it must’ve thickened up pretty quick, because I started gagging on it and then it came back up. I managed to get most of it down, before I vomited. It was a really gross site. Not only did it taste bad going down, it tasted really foul coming back up.
Because I vomited all of the colonix back up, I knew I had to drink another serving of it. This time I added a little more water and drank it down as fast as I possibly could. I don’t know how I’m going to survive this FULL scoop, because I gagged on the second serving as well. But I managed to hold this one in.
Of course, now I am at work and suffering the effects of a Colonix Headache! Colonix Headaches really suck. I received a comment from a viewer that said she had to go to the ER while she was on the Colonix Colon Cleansing Program. I’m not sure of the whole story, but this has me a little worried. My body is already in disarray from this stuff. Could it really get so bad that I have to go to the Emergency Room??? What did I get myself into?
Ok, I’m gonna get some work done and milk this Colonix Headache for awhile. I’ll update later…
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