04.09.07
(not so) Good Friday
Good Friday was a miserable day for me. I woke up and felt that I needed to go. So I rushed into the bathroom, and proceeded to take care of buisness. Although, I only took care of a little bit of business. I squeezed out a little bit. Not much. Since I’m starting to get back on my regular poop schedule, I stuck a wire hanger in my bathroom to use if I pooped out an infamous Colonix Rope. So far I’ve used it twice to dig around in the murky toilet water, and came up with nothing. This time I used it I found a little rope, but I couldn’t fish it out of the toilet. I hooked it, but when ever I tried to pull it out, the yellowish, gel thats inside the middle of the poo would break apart, and I ultimately lost my “catch-of-the-day”.What is that stuff? I guess it’s the fiber. It’s similar in color to the fiber mix. It’s a light brown, yellowish color. When I tried to pull this one out, the poo literally fell off the gel-like substance, and only the gel was left on the hanger. I only got it about three inches above the surface water before gravity took over. Oh well. There should be more coming.
I drank the Colonix Fiber in the morning, like usual. About thirty minutes later, a Colonix Headache set in. This one really sucked, because I had it the entire time I was driving. The sunlight was in my eyes the entire time. There is nothing worse than the combination of a really bad headache and bright light. By the time I made it to my aunts house, I was not in a very good mood. Just a little cranky. But, once I got settled in, I was able to milk my headache by lounging around her house for a few hours. That’s the only thing I’ve found that seems to help.
That nite, my cousin wanted me to go out with him and some of his friends. So, we went to the bowling alley and drank a few pints of beer. Maybe it’s the beer that helps with my constipation, because I on my second pint when I got a strong urge to go. An urge similar to the one that happened last week in my meeting. All of a sudden, it hit me! I got up (a little slower this time) and proceeded to the bathroom. Wow! Relief was sweet! I crapped out about half a weeks worth of food. This was a nice feeling. I felt empty. Instantly, my bowling game improved and I slept like a baby that nite.
What I Ate:
7:30am - One cup of coffee.
7:55am - FULL scoop of Colonix, mixed with 8oz. fruit juice. Followed by another glass of juice with leftover Colonix mix.
8:05 am - 16oz. Glass of Water
8:30 am - Bowl of Fruit Loops
9:00 am - Bottle of water
10:30 am - Bottle of water
12:30 pm - Cheeseburger with Lettuce & Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos, with ?oz. Glass of water.
2:45 pm - Bottle of water, with chocolate chip cookie
4:00 pm - Bottle of water
6:45 pm - Chicken Fettichini Alfredo & Bread at Johnny Carino’s. With BIG Iced Tea.
9:30 pm - Pint of Shiner Bock, with Chips & Salsa at Bowling Alley
9:55 pm - Pint of Shiner Bock
No KleriTea tonite
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Weight: 176lbs. (on my cousin’s scale)