04.23.07

Colonix Colon Cleansing Blog - Day 28

Posted in Day 28 - Colonix at 9:44 pm by admin

Monday, Colonix Colon Cleansing Program - Day 27

So, what do I write about today? The headache I had all day, or the poop that is still stuck inside of me? Let’s start with the headache.

Today I had another headache. It was there. Constant. All day. I drank alot of water. I took a nap. I popped a couple of Advil in the morning and Tylenol in the afternoon. Nothing helped. Nothing. The colonix headache remained. It wasn’t the worst that I have had, but it was definitely up there. I sat in my office with the lights off most of the day, because the fluorescent lights in my office were too bright.

Ok. Now onto everyone’s favorite topic. my poop. Yesterday I had a burning feeling when I pooped. My bum felt a little raw yesterday. Well, today was just the same. I managed to poop a little bit out. and when I mean a little, i mean about the size of a chicken nugget. A small, awkwardly-shaped core of poo. That’s what came out of me. It seemed oily to. The kind of poop that seems like you wipe more up, then actually hit the water on its own. Catch my drift? That’s the way it felt. It even gave my Cottenelle wet-wipes a run for it’s money. It took me four wet-wipes to clean up that mess. four! was that too many details? sorry.

I’m tired of this. Should I even wait for wednesday to quit? Because today was not a good day of colon cleansing at all. I have felt like absolute crap (pun intended) since I started the Colonix colon cleansing program. I have felt fatigued and sick. I notice that I don’t work out as much as I used to. I Eat less then I used to. I’m not nearly as productive as I was before starting the Colonix cleansing. I cant begin to tell you a single benefit I’ve gained from the Colonix.

Now this may sound crazy, but I think I’ve figured out the secret to the Colonix Colon Cleansing Program. It breaks you down. It makes you feel sick. It makes you feel so ill, that when you stop taking it or finish the cleansing program all together, you immediately start to feel better. Therefore, one may assume that the Colonix actually helped them, but in reality, your body is just going back to normal. The way it was before you started ingesting crazy concoctions of herbs. The way it was before the headaches, bloating, cramps and constipation. The way it was supposed to be all along. That’s it. That’s the Colonix Secret.

well, maybe I’m just guessing. I’m trying to put the pieces together as to what happened to me. But I can’t see any other logical explanation.

What I Ate Today
7:00 am - FULL scoop of Colonix with 8oz. glass of water. Followed with another 8oz. glass of water with leftover Colonix fiber mix.
7:40 am - 16oz. glass of juice
8:35 am - Yoplait yogurt, Orange Creme. Top half of Sara Lee whole-wheat bagel. 16oz. glass of water
9:40 am - 20oz. bottle of water
10:35 am - One ‘Granny Smith’ apple.
12:00 pm - 9oz. cup of water
12:45 pm - 9oz. cup of water
2:00 pm - Subway Turkey & Ham sub, with pepperjack cheese, lettuce, cucumbers, black olives, carrots, ranch dressing and mustard. Toasted. Iced Tea.
3:40 pm - 9oz. cup of water
4:15 pm - 9oz. cup of water, handful of cashews
5:55 pm - 16oz. glass of water
8:20 pm - Chicken Tenders with corn and mashed potatos. 16oz. glass of milk.
9:40 pm - 16oz. glass of water
10:45 pm (right now) - 16oz. glass of water